Daughter: So we won a war against England and then we became American and being an American means we can do whatever we want?
Me: Well sweetie actually… yes. You’re absolutely goddamn right.
... including eating all the food that NOBODY ELSE will touch and medicating the f*ck out of any ailment buying cigarettes and soda (both will kill you) and getting fat, lazy, and broke(r) by the day.
Yep, we're totes winning.
Yep, we're totes winning.
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