Bitcoin’s $82k flirt with all-time highs has the meme-lords declaring it “dead” while on-chain data shows whales accumulating. The 1.2% daily pop might look modest, but it’s happening as exchange reserves keep bleeding—down 6% since January to levels last seen in 2018. Meanwhile, the post’s dramatic 💀 gif is classic crypto theater; the market’s just yawning and buying the dip. #defi #nostr #lightning