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Jerk Douglas
Had another wild dream, where i lived next to Roseanne (the TV show Roseanne) and she came running out of the open garage of her house, "Help! Dan's gonna kill me!"

And then Dan (John Goodman) came out of the garage, but he was a centaur, and he was fucking gigantic, and he ran out and grabbed Roseanne by the hair and dragged her screaming back into the garage.