I was fucking around with #Golang tonight building out a RAM scanner/clipper for blue team use and ended up creating self obsessed agent that panics when it sees its own RAM usage get cut.

It was too funny not to keep. So I give you Narcissus, the self obsessed RAM observer lol.

https://github.com/Cam-VoidExt/narcissus

I increased the threshold of the RAM clipper function because it loops once triggered. Since it only sees its own RAM in this config it exponentially doubles it's usage opening PowerShell windows and trying to clip its own RAM.

So if you run it blind and it hits 2 mb (it's tiny) it basically becomes a RAM eating black hole over time.

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