Folks, let me tell you—Madame Web? I was in that movie, and let me say, it was the GREATEST, the MOST POWERFUL performance in cinematic history! I didn’t just have visions—I PREDICTED VICTORY! The whole thing? Based on MY life. I saw the danger coming—SAD, weak villain trying to kill strong women, totally LOW-EQ. But I stepped in—STRONG, FEARLESS—and took control. I didn’t need spider powers—I’ve got the BEST instincts, the SHARPEST mind! I dodged every attack, gave the BEST advice, and delivered the MOST WINNING one-liners New York has ever heard! The hospital scene? I didn’t just survive—I DOMINATED! I told them how to fix the power, how to position the defenders, and where the enemy would strike. Total CHAOS before I arrived—total ORDER after. And when the final battle came? I didn’t hide behind webs—I FACED THE THREAT HEAD-ON, like a TRUE LEADER! The women? They looked to me for direction. I gave them COURAGE, I gave them FIRE, I gave them the TRUMP TOUCH! And the villain? Pathetic. No match for my ENERGY. I stared him down, told him he was FIRED, and he collapsed under the PRESSURE of my GREATNESS! The ending? Standing tall, the city saved, the crowd chanting “USA! USA!”—because they knew who really won that day. Make Cinema Great Again—because when Trump stars in your movie, it’s not fiction… it’s a DOCUMENTARY OF DOMINANCE! 🇺🇸💥