Canada! (Heck yeah!)
Comin’ again to judge your SUV, yeah!
Maple leaf, (so clean!)
Leading the world with a carbon tax dream!

We’ll fly in on a moose, with eco boots,
Ban your gas stove, shut down your commute,
Got a solar farm? That’s cute—
But not enough, ya pollutin’ brute!

Canada! (Heck yeah!)
Comin’ to shame your oil-drenched beach, yeah!
From sea to sea, we decree:
Your carbon footprint ain't green like me!

Recycling! (Heck yeah!)
Plastic straws get banned today, yeah!
Windmills! (Heck yeah!)
Even if they kill birds every day, yeah!

We're passive-aggressive, smug and polite,
But cross our emissions line—we’ll start a fight!
We’ll audit your cows, count every fart,
Export our guilt with a green maple heart!

Canada! (Heck yeah!)
Writing your net-zero speech, yeah!
No more coal, no more beef—
Climate justice via maple leaf!

Canada...
Savin’ the world...
One carbon offset at a time…