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ME:
why would claude code call a plan "sharded-gathering-mccarthy"? this seems totally unrelated to my project

CLAUDE OPUS:
This is just an auto-generated placeholder name for the plan โ€” it's not meant to describe your project at all. [..]

ME:
what a bizarre idea. it sounds like a plausible technique ๐Ÿคฃ

CLAUDE OPUS:
Right?! "Sharded Gathering" absolutely sounds like a legitimate distributed systems pattern ๐Ÿ˜„

Like you could totally imagine someone at a tech conference saying:

> "We improved query performance 10x by implementing sharded gathering with eventual consistency across our microservices..."

And everyone would nod seriously.

The McCarthy part just adds to it โ€” sounds like it could be named after someone who invented it, like "Dijkstra's algorithm" or "Paxos consensus."

I'm now slightly disappointed that sharded-gathering-mccarthy isn't a real technique. Someone should invent it just to justify the name.