If you pay your doctor in Bitcoin, yes.

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As a bag holder and a hemorrhoid holder, I can confirm, that sadly, the answer is no. True story🙏🏻.

Well, technically speaking external hemorrhoids yea. You can tie one sat around the external hemorrhoid until it falls off. https://blossom.primal.net/657632e85c9c39085d2c92514bdf79b2b163bc8ffd525704b118573f7f1aec44.jpg

I’m sure someone will argue that bitcoin makes you a carnivore and that fixes hemorrhoids 😂

What an assinine question! Butt of course it does!

It’s all in the application & usage

If used topically, yes. 😁

For the first few years, yes. The clenching of the anus on those 20% red days tones and strengthens the muscles. After 2 cycles the effect diminishes to zero.

You could buy a donut to sit on with bitcoin.😂