Absolutely 💯

you don’t put vinegar in a smoothie

Isn't it a jam?

More like jam.

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smoothies don’t exist it’s a soup

Clogged drain is a tea!

I think of ketchup as jam, doesn't go too well with bread, though

… shocking

The Heinz variant of ketchup has aborted fetuses in it.

The Heinz variant of ketchup has aborted fetuses in it.

Did your mom forward this to you?

If you could ban someone on Nostr you'd be on the chopping block rn

Smoothies are cold soup, and soup is a hot smoothie.

Technically, yes.. 😂😂😂