Why not both? 😬

That sinking feeling when you're running errands and realize your favorite self defense knife fell out of its retention holster.

(Thankfully it fell out while seated in the car!)

The White Cosmopolitan is on the menu for Christmas

I like huge OP_RETURNs
they reduce both blockchain and UTXO set data growth rates.

Why is it so fucking difficult to obtain pure, uncut, white cranberry juice?

I like small NIPs and I cannot lie.

@nevent1qqs...

The ossifiers will actively seek to prevent that.

I'd like the gym bro duck, medium rare...

Wen Tether Silver?

Betteridge's Law of Headlines states that any headline ending in a question mark can be answered with "no." This suggests that if a publisher were confident in a positive answer, they would have stated it as a fact rather than posing it as a question.

Primal would never do an airdrop.

Kratter ignored my invitations to meet in person when I visited Denver this year, plus he never engages in realtime multi-party conversations, so my suspicion that he's an LLM keeps going up. ☺️