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Lydia Vvinters
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7yo neighbour kid: "You can just grow grapes in your garden? That's allowed?"

Me: "Allowed? It's my garden. There is no law against it."

Kid blinking heavily: "But then why doesn't everyone do that? If you can just grow what you want, why doesn't everyone have like berries and stuff in their garden?"

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He honestly assumed there must be a law preventing folks from planting fun stuff in their garden.

#gardening
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Bebef 🐼🦦 :progress_flag_2: · 11w
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John_Loader · 11w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq8kv7usuvkj2uryz6sdrtdvrc2yhdeygayswqj9kuyfmdrwc8wahs0thgrn we gave loads away last year and looks like this year will be a repeat.
Darwin Woodka · 11w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq8kv7usuvkj2uryz6sdrtdvrc2yhdeygayswqj9kuyfmdrwc8wahs0thgrn They think we're witches
Mathaetaes · 11w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq8kv7usuvkj2uryz6sdrtdvrc2yhdeygayswqj9kuyfmdrwc8wahs0thgrn there *is* a law for some people. The law of nature. Some people (like my partner) slowly torture plants to death in their garden rather than grow them.