7yo neighbour kid: "You can just grow grapes in your garden? That's allowed?"
Me: "Allowed? It's my garden. There is no law against it."
Kid blinking heavily: "But then why doesn't everyone do that?...
@nprofile1q... there *is* a law for some people. The law of nature.
Some people (like my partner) slowly torture plants to death in their garden rather than grow them.
Some people (like my partner) slowly torture plants to death in their garden rather than grow them.