nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmm35vqtgdg3mw4v9vsvxuaapxhsapr4vpxj5yu94jegxx85alxes38yz28 [me describing a situation where I tried to cook pasta carbonara but produced a dry bowl of oatmeal instead] EDIT: To all the people in the comments, you don't really have any idea what ...