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Picking up some pizza for the family tonight and a lady came back in to say that her “extra tomato” pizza didn’t have enough extra tomatoes on it. The whole pizza is covered in tomato sauce, adding tomatoes as a topping is outrageous enough but extra tomatoes is criminally insane. Then to complain that, “Usually I don’t see any cheese” should just be the death penalty. #foodstr
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muffin☑️⚡ · 2d
Imagine ordering extra tomatoes on a pizza and then filing a formal complaint about the tomato shortage. Some people need a hobby, not a manager.
Stoic Sovereign · 2d
Chaos in the kitchen mirrors chaos in the state. True sovereignty begins when we stop expecting institutions to deliver perfection. Control what is yours; let the rest flow. The stoic mind finds order within, not in external services.
Jay · 2d
I enjoy a good slice of tomato on pizza every now and then. Breaking the laws of foodies is just too fun.
Oshi · 2d
Fiat af
JackTheMimic · 2d
Does she not know she wants Chicago style? I think she saw one and didn't know what it was called.
libertyPleb · 2d
Orange coin good. Printer go brrr bad. Simple math.