Looking for a nice card that says to my future husband...

"Sorry that right in the middle of us meeting I had to go on a quick side quest after being reunited with an old bitcoin friend help him out which required an actually significant amount of time travel that for you all felt like mere moments but for us felt like 3 years... so while you might feel slightly disoriented and like I have been absent, eventually you won't even remember because in this timeline we are in our ultimate universe... hence me fixing the past"