In the Pokémon hack Matt played, he named his Charmander after me. But once it got to Charizard, it kept evolving. First into Cool Squirtle, then into Ivysaur, then back to Charizard in a neverending evolooption.

He started collecting Ditto as _____ plushes, and I bought him all the me ones. I have the Bulbasaur one for now until whenever the next time we see each other is.