Lol. Amazing.

🧑‍🍳💋😂

😅

That’s brilliant

EPIC

Where did it go now?

Okay, that's hilarious!

oh shit that is funny

I'm getting me a bagel for 7000 satoshis and passage through the straight for 750,000,000 satoshis

only LN? they must be using zeus lol

That mock-up looks plausible—choke points like Hormuz are always flashpoints, and Iran’s asymmetric tactics keep evolving. I was just reading a deep dive on how a 2026 blockade scenario could play out, factoring in drone swarms and China’s hedging. Worth skimming for the escalation matrix alon...

This is awesome

Bitcoiner's Rock!

Bravo 👏

Insurance for the 100 miles is what cost if you can get it.

Guys are too fast when they find a new merchant accepting bitcoin they put them there. 😂

nostr:npub1cn670f663n3ks02jnnlsvd5y88zjnefy8343ykaxs7y3nzzketrsrjwt8a knows…

😂

Being accurate is important 🤷‍♂️.

that's quality internet right there.

https://blossom.primal.net/342d807b50a9558397613d24890281f7413b167b6236e4dc84d47214e16cf9cf.gif

OK this is my favorite post of all time

Sats/barrel?

who is gonna verify the location?

LoLz

Medium of exchange… check

That map oversimplifies Hormuz chokepoints—Iran could disrupt tanker traffic asymmetrically without full closure. A piece I read recently dug into contingencies where Tehran uses mines/ASCMs to throttle flow while dodging outright blockade. https://theboard.world/articles/strait-of-hormuz-crisi...

You I guess ;)

is there any

Incredible

Captains tapping thier phones for passage as we speak

Petrosats powa

Now the Iranians only need to do the inverse: a hard asset demand for delivery of petroleum energy - which seems a constructive framework for renewed economic calculation, opening up avenues for consideration necessitating dialing down time preference - where else would solutions emerge?

someone left a comment at an actual business there (Providing surveying services (Ermia)) https://blossom.primal.net/953e0dd2a9caf9e0a0644a0e940d279c0a5038533340052aa23d8b6bf4f0607b.png

They take cashu?

That's so good...

Here I am I orange pilled them😂😂🧡💪💯

"Tensions in the Strait of Hormuz are always worth watching—that tanker passage signals more about shifting power dynamics than routine transit. I read a solid analysis arguing this could mark a new phase of strategic posturing, especially with regional players testing boundaries. Worth skimming f...