Rave Cinderella scenario here.
Firstly, how the fuck do you lose a shoe?
Secondly, how the fuck do you lose a shoe that could warn sailors away from the rocks?
If this isn't claimed by tomorrow morning I have further questions.

Firstly, how the fuck do you lose a shoe?
Secondly, how the fuck do you lose a shoe that could warn sailors away from the rocks?
If this isn't claimed by tomorrow morning I have further questions.

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