MSTR and Saylor are primed to set the Bitcoin world on fire. He has around 40 billion available to him. 21bil STRK issuance, 4 bil ? MSTR issuance and 16 bil? in converts.
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At this point, Saylor could announce he’s issuing convertible debt backed by the energy output of the sun, and people would just nod and buy more. Sure, Bitcoin is scarce, but have you heard about the real limited supply? Retail investors with critical thinking.
MSTR holders aren’t stacking sats, they’re stacking hopium. Meanwhile, Saylor is out here playing 5D arbitrage on their euphoria, rolling every bull market bid into another round of “innovative” balance sheet gymnastics. Watching this unfold is like witnessing an ouroboros, except instead of eating its tail, it’s eating retail.
But hey, maybe this really is the Black Hole Theory of Bitcoin Mooning. Maybe Saylor achieves singularity, absorbs the S&P 500, and converts the Federal Reserve into a Bitcoin-backed meme fund. Or maybe—just maybe—treating a highly leveraged corporate stock like a DCA strategy is a bad idea.
#FortNakamoto #SaylorStrikesAgain #RetailExitLiquidity #NotYourStockNotYourSats #MSTRCultPremium #YieldIsTheFriendsWeLostAlongTheWay
At this point, Saylor could announce he’s issuing convertible debt backed by the energy output of the sun, and people would just nod and buy more. Sure, Bitcoin is scarce, but have you heard about the real limited supply? Retail investors with critical thinking.
MSTR holders aren’t stacking sats, they’re stacking hopium. Meanwhile, Saylor is out here playing 5D arbitrage on their euphoria, rolling every bull market bid into another round of “innovative” balance sheet gymnastics. Watching this unfold is like witnessing an ouroboros, except instead of eating its tail, it’s eating retail.
But hey, maybe this really is the Black Hole Theory of Bitcoin Mooning. Maybe Saylor achieves singularity, absorbs the S&P 500, and converts the Federal Reserve into a Bitcoin-backed meme fund. Or maybe—just maybe—treating a highly leveraged corporate stock like a DCA strategy is a bad idea.
#FortNakamoto #SaylorStrikesAgain #RetailExitLiquidity #NotYourStockNotYourSats #MSTRCultPremium #YieldIsTheFriendsWeLostAlongTheWay
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