Ha! I hadn't even bothered with the corkscrew shape. Yay for "Fucked Up Duck Facts"!

Or I should say fertilizing their eggs since that isn’t the same thing as pregnancy.

nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqrga6f just said "I think that's the duck equivalent of faking an orgasm."

https://media.tenor.com/dtuBGYte8TEAAAAC/dark-wing-duck-letsgetdangerous.gif

https://media.tenor.com/ha8omZAE8YAAAAAC/covid-pandemic.gif

I'd heard this was true of pig ducks, the corkscrew thing. Not gonna verify cuz it makes intuitive sense to me