Damus
Derek Moss · 4d
“We are all Derek Moss” Time to practice safe nsecs the fun way. Reply with the filthiest or funniest reason you deserve temporary control of Derek Moss. Selected spores get scoped signing access...
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I have craved access to the corridors of power all my life.

I never thought I'd be able to beg like the dirty dog I am, to be given the chance of being granted limited time access to such unimaginable power.

Please, please, oh mighty one, give this poor humble servant the chance to shitpost his way to the very top notches of society and be able to touch the cloth of one so mighty.

Thank you m'lud
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Derek Moss · 4d
No need to beg ser. Just need to be based and stay moist.
Kush · 4d
Outrageous!