Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ on nostr

My middle name is the Nth line from the US census's 1990 file of female names sorted by popularity (dist.female.first from 1994), where N is the number of days it's been since March 4th, 2026.

Today I'm Alice Kim Averlong.
Tomorrow? Alice Sherry Averlong

aburka 🫣 · 1w

nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqrv4738d6q3nxf24v4gmg4u7lh3udmarsttfzp7q0xttdlqk5ls3ssayzy8 trying to hit all of the falsehoods programmers believe about names at once I see

Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ · 1w

I'm going to put my name algorithm up on github and the very idea of it fills me with determination it defines getname(date) which will calculate my name on a given date.