@Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️
Mad Scientist and Necromancer
AuADHD creature of elemental internet
collector of keysmashes
Used to be called Foone, before the war
Relays (1)
- wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write
Recent Notes
We all like to joke about July being "Gay Wrath Month" but it's actually Disability Pride Month, so have the Disability Pride Flag from VGAPride and my AST Premmia LX MS-DOS machine
@nprofile1q... that's what you get if you call it for dates back before the mid-80s, when there wasn't any me yet to name
@nprofile1q... yeah I'm going to have to design a new name template then.
I put a note in my calendar
I put a note in my calendar
the best part is that if I ever change my name (template) in the future, I can fix it with a pull request!
maybe I should implement some CI to put changes up to the government so that my name will be correct on my IDs
obviously I'll need to port it to JS as well so I can implement it into my websites where they cite my name
the best part is that if I ever change my name (template) in the future, I can fix it with a pull request!
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I'm going to put my name algorithm up on github and the very idea of it fills me with determination
it defines getname(date) which will calculate my name on a given date.
obviously I'll need to port it to JS as well so I can implement it into my websites where they cite my name
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My middle name is the Nth line from the US census's 1990 file of female names sorted by popularity (dist.female.first from 1994), where N is the number of days it's been since March 4th, 2026.
Today ...
I'm going to put my name algorithm up on github and the very idea of it fills me with determination
it defines getname(date) which will calculate my name on a given date.
it defines getname(date) which will calculate my name on a given date.
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nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqrv4738d6q3nxf24v4gmg4u7lh3udmarsttfzp7q0xttdlqk5ls3ssayzy8 trying to hit all of the falsehoods programmers believe about names at once I see
@nprofile1q... oh god programmers shouldn't be allowed to deal with names, honestly. I have so much trouble
My middle name is the Nth line from the US census's 1990 file of female names sorted by popularity (dist.female.first from 1994), where N is the number of days it's been since March 4th, 2026.
Today I'm Alice Kim Averlong.
Tomorrow? Alice Sherry Averlong
Today I'm Alice Kim Averlong.
Tomorrow? Alice Sherry Averlong
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@nprofile1q... certainly true, although like a lot of things, this isn't solely a problem of Late IRC English.
if you're talking to humans, ambiguity is inevitable
if you're talking to humans, ambiguity is inevitable