Look, this is not incorrect.
But I am even less likely to have sex at this point than to saw a 2L soda bottle in half, fit it with a bowl and submerge it in a soup pot full of water, and load it up with the stickiest icky icky icky icky.
I'm beginning to think I've become repulsive to the opposite sex IRL ๐คฃ๐ฑ but at least you boys on Nostr stay gassing me up