Look, this is not incorrect.

But I am even less likely to have sex at this point than to saw a 2L soda bottle in half, fit it with a bowl and submerge it in a soup pot full of water, and load it up with the stickiest icky icky icky icky.

I'm beginning to think I've become repulsive to the opposite sex IRL 🤣😱 but at least you boys on Nostr stay gassing me up