See this is what makes me think the mk4 reports of theft might be untrustworthy

This doesn't make sense. Higher bits is in millions and lower bits in billions. https://npub1rpyrzd2n6dl7fj7chtfdd0rzxas46ulu53jwmvk37s64jqx0gnmqdl5s57.blossom.band/b3fe7ad6019cdeb073161132db46065a4518f5fc695471db35661bd2ced4179e.jpg