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I am not a number!

Relays (12)
  • wss://nostr.land – read & write
  • wss://nostr.1f52b.xyz – read & write
  • wss://nos.lol – read & write
  • ws://umbrel.local:4848 – read & write
  • wss://relay.damus.io – read & write
  • wss://nostr.wine – read & write
  • wss://nostr.superfriends.online – read & write
  • wss://relay.snort.social – read & write
  • wss://christpill.nostr1.com – read & write
  • wss://eden.nostr.land – read & write
  • wss://relay.primal.net – read & write
  • wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write

Recent Notes

William ₿ Travis · 11h
I don't think she would successfully assemble the furniture. She would probably give up and start putting on her make up part way through. There'd be a mixed metaphor about the country in there somewhere.
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https://x.com/toobaffled/status/2107674322164936711

🚨 BREAKING: Scientists discover that “virus” just wasn’t dramatic enough.

So naturally, we’ve upgraded to PLAGUE™.

Same panic.
Same headlines.
Same people refreshing their phones.
Much scarier branding.

I’m just waiting for the next press conference:

“We regret to inform you that the plague has been upgraded to SUPER PLAGUE.” 💀

What are we calling it next - Apocalypse? Armageddon? The Really Serious One? 🤣

07.10.26

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JL · 11h
For the new plague 😂🤣😂 https://image.nostr.build/882ba04ab4aabffbf5211574eacad9ad5284911d99e45552450bb17aee2de4ce.jpg
CacheRat · 11h
I wondered why the word changed. That is funny.