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guys whats the best story to tell your family when you are going to visit them for new years amd you have a two massive bruises on each side of the front of your neck just two absolute units of marks just two humongous splotches of blood from broken capilaries
blood eagle enjoyer :valknut: · 9w
nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyr03vc388plv3m5ddzkgya255p8838n2k2q4ze9au6kpfhxjfvf2gs98nwq The best story is to cover your hickies with concealer
kaia · 9w
nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyr03vc388plv3m5ddzkgya255p8838n2k2q4ze9au6kpfhxjfvf2gs98nwq you fell (cycling, skateboarding, roller blading), fell on sth (bed post), tried a martial art that's definitely not for you, had to take a medication for a week that caused hematoma.
🔻 aetios 🇪🇺 · 9w
nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyr03vc388plv3m5ddzkgya255p8838n2k2q4ze9au6kpfhxjfvf2gs98nwq can't you get some concealer and make it up