vivi · 9w guys whats the best story to tell your family when you are going to visit them for new years amd you have a two massive bruises on each side of the front of your neck just two absolute units of marks ... kaia @kaia 1767084242 @nprofile1q... you fell (cycling, skateboarding, roller blading), fell on sth (bed post), tried a martial art that's definitely not for you, had to take a medication for a week that caused hematoma.