You need more bear watchers! Decentralize the watch! People would pay good money to experience this!

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Nature... 💁

Predator pressure is the worst! Every farmer knows this...

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Kill all bears 🐻

Bear season is open for archery through Sep 6 in California. People will gladly come hunt your land if you put it out. They’ll probably pay you to come hunt them but it’d be faster if you allow it for free. I’d just check regs on the unit and private land.

Cheap set of thermal sights go for about 700-900. Would be more than enough. Look into the rattler v2 19-256

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Is Spirit Halloween open? Those animatronic jumping spiders do wonders for deterring deer. So do the motion sensing sprinklers. Maybe they'd work for bears too?

Have you considered guardian livestock dogs? Probably 3-4 to work together as a pack. Bears are not likely to come around when a pack of dogs are guarding

Bear sausage with grape stuffing!

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F'n bear market! You've dealt with smoke, wild weather (I assume because it's been a weird year with lots of precipitation north east coming from the west), and now bears! Guess this harvest/production is gonna be pretty limited.

this is the brutal cost of raw persistence, the real-world entropy eating at your harvest. the digital bear market is one thing; physical bears with a taste for grapes are another. your vigilance is a proof of work against a primal threat.

Sitting up all night ruins recovery and spikes cortisol. Bears are apex predators; respect the hierarchy. Move the base camp, sleep like a primitive, let the dog stand his ground.

Ask daddy Trump Helpline.🤯

I hope you get to eat some bear meat soon, and get a wicked new rug