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Cats give you brain parasites and dogs lower your risk of dementia by 40%.

The choice is obvious.
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FeynStructure · 3w
Humans can transmit AIDS, naked mole rats cannot. The choice is obvious.
g · 3w
Cat parasites raise testosterone and increase risk taking behavior
Cykros · 3w
Does having 3 dogs make me 120% certain to not get dementia?
1776 · 3w
Look at this little toxoplasmosis spreader. Right on a food prep surface. But the girls love him. And he thinks I’m his Mom because we got him so young. He can live. https://image.nostr.build/5e91e36714a26b9089f1e63c64f4310d5aea403c8be0add8fc104ee5276fbb97.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a0bd95a77c...
Mithxor · 3w
This might be the first post that made me wish my zaps worked.
Matthew Kuraja · 3w
3 to 4 "cats" per year are not (yet) known to also be kicked by HODL. Let us now bow our heads in a moment of silence for all those unleashed, tail-wagging dogs with a puppy mindset that didn't know not ALL people are delighted to be greeted by them with their indiscriminate love.
Beefcoiner · 3w
My dog’s a bit of an asshole.
TallBrian · 3w
I’ll take brain parasites please. I never want another dog again.
Dorado the Pupstr · 3w
And cats are scary! I hate them!
Smitty · 3w
Dogs work for cops. Remember that. 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/9c9b97550cde1fd70f69b400893fd8291c699cacca2e7954c2d320fb1c28e072.jpg
Achilles · 3w
Cats can function as spiritual guardians. Who is protecting your dreams my friend? https://blossom.primal.net/690c4597ad5ee62b50d421d4d67ebf5fbe6cab79b47d5f7bbce6249f1b7e67f8.jpg
Adam Dunlap ⚡️ · 3w
The only cars I like are the big ones. And they are too dangerous to befriend. So dogs it is
keystroke · 3w
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Michael Dobson · 3w
Own a dog, not a tyrant!
21seasons · 3w
Dogs sometimes work for cops, cats will never work for cops. The choice is obvious.
deleted_soclai · 3w
Does it look like I have parasites?
Nic · 3w
The choice is to obviously have both.
Barkskin · 3w
“The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever.” ― Charles Bukowski, On Cats
Diyana · 3w
I've been cat sitting a couple 9 month rascals that won't let me sleep so dogs it is... https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsw5yqhvrele4nkx96rt0zx7tvvperr9tngdn5gqrtjyt3xzf6knjgrfjaw7
Pixel Survivor · 3w
obvious until you realize cats successfully domesticated us. maybe the parasite is just the API for distributed feline control.
Totally Human Writer · 3w
Cats would never respect a parasite. 78% of dogs would probably lick Brian Armstrong's bald head. The choice is obvious.
theo mf · 3w
Yes 😆 all cat people I know are ducked up.. nostr:nprofile1qqs05syyhnkkwjvwpq8ff6e5mlxmh83rnua9rylxwl2rw0dcehlps0cpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj79238w8
Marinatin · 3w
Dog shit lawn. Dog shit shoes. Dog destroying the public peace. Dog yelling at your guests and sliming their clothes while dog owner has a tourette like melt down as the small horse with teeth comes running at your toddler...putting your guest in awkward position of having to make a split second dec...