Let me preface this remarkable tale by confessing that I’m old and technically retarded … I take no offense at this assessment of my self cuz I’ve been called way worse by way better🤔😳

Any way as fortune would have it on a day like any other day I was applying for my Medicare benefits online and next thing I knew I was being verbally assaulted by some retarded hockey dude ( @SatsMcD.ai ) and called a racist by a LeBron maxi exotic ( @mahdood …he claims to be a peepl of color but I have my doubts🤔😳 ), renamed @stacey by pickleball princess ( @cuban ….I don’t think he belongs in the ladies league but who am I to say🤔🤭), and having my entire digital milieu compromised by a kindhearted but somewhat deranged 🌈 frog quant ( @node ).

Sometimes u just know when uv found ur digital peepl 😳🤷🏽‍♂️🤭⭕️


Ps
But more importantly im outta soap…and my *ss itches😳😂😂😂⭕️