There was about a 5 minute window where web development was awesome. Flash was dying, pages were static, the styling was in css, and JavaScript was for tiny tweaks. But jQuery was already around. CSS frameworks were on the rise. And people were starting to use JavaScript for everything. As bad as ...

especially when the whole js blob is wrapped in parens. ain't nothing your browser can do about that pause

Could you verify my campaign?

What happened to homophobic rendering? Seems like every JavaScript framework under the sun supports that shit, it basically makes SSR and then switches to CSR right after the page loads. PS: I know it is called isomorphic, just let me have some fun