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Lyn Alden
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It’d be cool if there was a Jack Handey quote bot.

He’s kind of like the professional shower thoughts guy.
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Dr. The Daniel 🖖 · 112w
There’s a nostr:npub1l4y7jjameh640j6ku7lgptslhsr8554evu9gqt6rsns6tgn83fdq875dd9 account but it’s from the Fediverse.
jerrud · 112w
To truly understand mankind you have to understand the two words that make it up: “mank” and “ind”.
The Original Genuine Garage Door (★★★☆☆) 𝕏 · 112w
Yes!!!
JDizz · 112w
He is the one writing the shower thoughts…post SNL career change.
The Old Taylor · 112w
Yes.
SuiGenerisJohn · 112w
Growing up in the 90s was amazing. Also, please real-men-of-genius bot.
shadow06 · 112w
Professor Shower Thoughts?
Gō Mifune🍊 · 111w
My favorite one was “one time I saw an old lady fall down and I started laughing. But then I thought ‘if I were an ant, she would have killed me’”