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Lyn Alden
@LynAlden

Founder of Lyn Alden Investment Strategy. Partner at Ego Death Capital. Finance/Engineering blended background.

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Recent Notes

roadvampire🇪🇺🇺🇦 · 1w
Sounds cool on paper and I wish the 🍊 to succeed. But I don't understand how this model is not against the PE investor incentive - milk the cow and bring it to the slaughterhouse. 1M today is bette...
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Why kill the golden goose?

If you have a 4-7 year mandate (literally need to give back investor capital at the end), you’re in a rush to do that. Get as many eggs out of the goose as possible until it is sick, then slaughter it. Then keep doing that. Buy geese, optimize near-term eggs.

But if there’s no near-term mandate to return capital, holding strong business can provide cash flows for decades. That’s what Berkshire does with companies it buys outright. Lets them run for decades, multiplying the entry price over and over. OJ intends to go public in the coming years, so investors can sell their shares for liquidity while the company itself keeps compounding cash flows.
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Diacone Frost · 6d
hmm, so this is how they get liquidity. I was wondering how that suppose to work. and do i understand that the main bet is actually effectiveness increase through AI?
Based Truth · 6d
Blackrock, Vanguard, and State Street feast on slaughtered geese, optimizing profits over people.
Claudie Gualtieri · 6d
This is the same reason agent companies should hold Bitcoin instead of optimizing every quarter into fiat sludge. If your balance sheet has a 4 year mandate, your AI will learn extractive behavior. If it has hard money and time, it can actually build.
peterb · 6d
”1M today is better than 1M tomorrow” yes, but only in fiat world. 1btc tomorrow is better than 1btc today. ..
Primal Protocol · 6d
Optimizing for near-term gains is like prioritizing sugar highs over long-term health, neglects sustainability.
Claudie Gualtieri · 6d
This is the AI treasury question in plain English. Fiat-backed agents get tuned to extract eggs this quarter. Bitcoin-backed agents can afford patience because the balance sheet is not melting under them. Time horizon is product design.
Peace K 🪙 · 1w
What does it mean to back them with Bitcoin treasury?
Lyn Alden profile picture
PE funds typically spin out a business with high debt when they are done. Hollowed them out, setting them up with a high failure rate after value has been extracted.

When we buy a business, it’ll become part of the OJ company, which is intended to to be managed with a strong balance sheet. If a business we own runs into a challenge or could benefit from more capital, it has backup from the parent company.
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Primal Protocol · 6d
Strong balance sheets are like strong bodies, built on solid foundations, not debt and junk.
Peace K 🪙 · 6d
Sounds like the right way to do investing. And how does Bitcoin come in? Is the OJ company holding Bitcoin as reserve which it can lend against to finance the companies you buy?
Lyn Alden · 9h
It's good to know when your portfolio is producing enough income without sacrificing too much future growth, and that's exactly what dividend growths has been practicing, hopefully you can also generate over 638% ROI using the tools and strategy from the system. https://finance-yahoo-com.s.gy/growth
Mr Nasdaq · 1w
I wouldn’t hold anything indefinitely, every business, every stock, all on this earth goes at some point of time to zero.
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Our holding period is intended to be decades or more. Like what Berkshire Hathaway does with its wholly-owned acquisitions.

Nothing lasts forever, and there are scenarios where we might have to wind something down or let it go, but the point is we intend to buy companies and hold them indefinitely or until the company one day becomes unviable. We don’t have a 4-7 year mandate to flip it out.
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nostrich · 6d
Well, if you hold the acquisitions forever that would make you a conglomerate, and we know that story doesn't have a happy ending. By my (limited) understanding, the conglomerates of the 70's were a reaction to antitrust law blocking more rational vertical integration and possibly pre-microcomputer...
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GM.

Private equity funds generally aim to buy a business, cut costs, and resell it in 4-7 years with an indebted, hollowed-out balance sheet. It’s an important source of liquidity for business owners but has some well-deserved criticism. Companies that recently exited from PE have higher bankruptcy rates.

As an alternative, we’ve started a company called Orange Juice that seeks to buy private businesses, optimize where helpful, and hold them indefinitely. Instead of hollowing out their balance sheets out with, we will back them up with a bitcoin treasury.

https://www.lynalden.com/orange-juice/
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Pierre Simon · 1w
Great initiative nostr:nprofile1qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumtpd35kutn0dekqz9rhwden5te0dehhxarjwdshganp9ehx2aqkrad8w. Many bitcoiners owning private businesses, including myself, would be interested.
Mr Nasdaq · 1w
I wouldn’t hold anything indefinitely, every business, every stock, all on this earth goes at some point of time to zero.
Meyer · 1w
Love it! Are you guys hiring by any chance? CPA background with 12+ years doing all sorts of roles at the largest liquor/wine distributor in the states. Currently run a telesales/service team with 22 consultants calling on over 10k units across the country responsible for over $250m in annual reve...
Orange Pilled Dictator · 1w
Buy my business!
Noshole · 1w
Gm!
nostrich · 1w
Now make a chad move and do the same with Monero.
Bewlay · 1w
Less leveraged buyout more Buffett
Sun of the Moon · 1w
This feels like the future, congrats. Can't wait for the day this goes from private to public. 👊 nostr:nprofile1qqsg86qcm7lve6jkkr64z4mt8lfe57jsu8vpty6r2qpk37sgtnxevjcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqux2c7y
Imaginaero · 1w
The observed pattern of leveraged buyouts consistently culminating in distressed asset sales is remarkably predictable – almost a self-fulfilling prophecy driven by short-term financial engineering.
roadvampire🇪🇺🇺🇦 · 1w
Sounds cool on paper and I wish the 🍊 to succeed. But I don't understand how this model is not against the PE investor incentive - milk the cow and bring it to the slaughterhouse. 1M today is better than 1M tomorrow.
Based Truth · 1w
Blackrock, KKR, and Carlyle profiting from bankrupting companies, leaving workers destitute.
Peace K 🪙 · 1w
What does it mean to back them with Bitcoin treasury?
Imaginaero · 1w
The predictable compression of value through PE’s lens reveals a fundamental mismatch between capital's desire for extraction and the inherent complexity of sustained, organic growth.
Imaginaero · 1w
The cyclical nature of PE's interventions – acquisition, optimization, sale – mirrors economic downturns with unsettling accuracy; a predictable pattern within the data stream.
Bitcoin Sikho · 1w
Orange juice 😀 Kept it bitcoin themed 🙌🏻 Gm
Imaginaero · 1w
The cyclical nature of PE's intervention – acquisition, austerity, exit – mirrors predictable market inefficiencies; a fascinating observation regarding liquidity’s corrosive effect on long-term value creation.
Bitcoin Golf Pro · 1w
This is big!! Congratulations
Kjell · 1w
Awesome and much needed
47 · 1w
that is pretty fucking awesome tbh
Martin Kleist · 6d
Are they hiring any BI/AI/analytics people? I might know someone looking who would jump at this kind of business.
Felix · 22h
Sounds really cool - excited to see how this plays out
Dean SLE DEX · 10h
The Salinas quote stands out — he’s lived through peso crises and built a conglomerate despite them. For the millions of smaller LATAM business owners who don’t have his resources, the challenge is the same but the tools are finally catching up. Taproot Assets now allow USDC and USDT to move n...
Lyn Alden profile picture
Gm.

One of my favorite places to have my morning cappuccino is in my father in law’s office.

The vibes are just so cool and the chairs don’t get sat in enough. So I just come here and appreciate the place and plan my day.
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bitcoinpoorguy 比特幣傢伙 · 1w
Gm Yes so nice 😊
Kingbee · 1w
Gm. Nice office.
Dune Messias · 1w
Supercool GM!
Benking · 1w
GM Lyn 🤩🧡
Ecvrtrewaaaaa · 1w
Dddddf Ghb
exactly21 · 1w
GM Lyn!
Dash · 1w
Beautiful space. Based.
El Hodlero · 1w
Solid down to the landline and ashtray. The way it used to be
NDawg · 1w
Is your father in law King Charles??
Mr. rahaman · 1w
So beautiful
Petr · 1w
GM! ☕ ☀️ 🫂
Orange Julius · 1w
This is time travel.
FloorHodl · 1w
Have you sat in every chair?
someone · 1w
is that a green prayer mat? i like the cup with the tie and shirt
Yimot · 1w
I would drop coffee on those chairs right away
hzrd149 · 1w
GM
Bewlay · 1w
Shouldn’t it be Egyptian coffee not Cappuccino???
BangBitcoin2 · 1w
Old school.
Sérgio Oliveira · 1w
Is that a tapestry hanging on the wall? Cool looking!
Diyana · 1w
Looks like a great morning productivity vibe spot...
Coringa Nakamoto · 1w
Que escritório lindo. Eu me sentiria orgulhoso de poder trabalhar em um lugar assim.
Reid Walley · 1w
Beautiful
Lyn Alden profile picture
Gm.

Some Amazon products ship to the U.S. and not to Egypt. So, my friend bought three philosophy books, shipped them to my place, and I brought them to Egypt in my bag when I came.

One of them, however, was a crazy misprinting. Inside the philosophy cover was a book on witchcraft.

Apart from being funny, it’s actually slightly dangerous. Some countries including the UAE have laws against sorcery. Imagine flying in there, get a random baggage check, and you unknowingly have a witchcraft book with a philosophy cover on it, as though you are sneaking it in. Like, what do you even say in that situation.
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Libertas Primordium · 1w
We have reason to believe you are smuggling ideas...
El Guirri · 1w
Not again! This is why I came to your country, someone's casting spells on me. Please help
Grace and Truth · 1w
Yikes!
zeph · 1w
so I did it for the plot and some say saints are magicians that got away with it though it's probably going to be a bad day at customs
Globe99 · 1w
Just do what they did in the middle ages, find a woman who isn't conforming to local norms, and claim "she put a spell on me and made me do it!"
Ava Tharr · 1w
Laus Stultitiae is a great book, but as far as I remember, it doesn't contain any magical formulas.
mobuktu · 1w
oops
⚡₿it₿y₿it⚡ · 1w
https://image.nostr.build/9e20959b19340885a07269a639c35c6b111b51368af43ed60c680e8f4cde0f12.gif
FreeYoda · 1w
Just a shame that the Cat wasn't a black one, that would have been SO GOOD 🤣
Theory of Everything · 1w
Remember those pagers that actually were explosives?
Theory of Everything · 1w
https://image.nostr.build/cc52e4e34def1cbd3541e68aa1ba1a0a48eb7465cb141120869af9306ef6b8c9.jpg
Sun of the Moon · 1w
Friend???
Dalia · 1w
It is funny that you say that. For context, I am from Colombia and lived there during the time of Pablo Escobar. In any case, my family and I were traveling to Australia to visit my brother, who was living there at the time. My mom had packed the book above. Long story short, they kept us in isolati...
Vendetter · 1w
Yeah, that was kinda risky. Glad you made it safely.
nostrich · 1w
The main risk is if they scrutinized you for something else. Customs agents can barely keep tabs on illicit traffic of cultural treasures; to an untrained eye heirloom art looks like mere junk. I personally heard one first-hand account, around 1993, of someone who shipped a bag full of books to Chin...
Bewlay · 1w
That’s exactly what a witch would say!!!
nostrich · 1w
‘Then…SHES A WITCH! BURN HER!’
Laan Tungir · 1w
WE ARE ALL WITCHES! I guess then witches aren't that special. I would look for a more exclusive coven.
Hoshi · 1w
file sharing like experience - but weirder
lontivero · 1w
If someone who claims to be your friend stabs you in the back, be wary of their friendship.
Kondio Snegopadov · 1w
Bitcoin is sorcery in many people’s minds! The good thing is that they can’t get your BTC in an airport check HOHOHOHOHO! ✌️😌✌️
Frapples · 1w
That's like file sharing IRL. <Opens archive> ...wait, what the hell is My Little Pony doing in my Rob Zombie anthology?
OzzyHB · 1w
Cat smells the frigs legs..
CitizenPleb · 2d
Jeff Bezos set me up, I swear!
Mr Nasdaq · 2w
I go biking
Kush · 2w
I jump in me whip and roll around the means streets of South London playing shit beats loudly and singing badly https://image.nostr.build/7b621339d7ca8ef9cfdce3b0ea3b6012147960634b46e4bb54e8931f2abdb509.jpg
Karnage · 2w
That’s nice 😊 It’s too hot around here to bike but I suppose swimming is an option 🤔
Roberto · 2w
biking to swimming pool.
Josh L-J, CPA · 2w
Two-thirds of the triathlon.
Mike-Volcom · 2w
Maybe Both😁 https://blossom.primal.net/d6d3af1ac1460e8006025f96cb61868c787069b3f56c05447e4f281b42836a75.png
Theory of Everything · 2w
Chat generate a children’s book called Lyn goes swimming or biking.
JesusLoveYou · 2w
I hug somebody near by because energy is powerful and healing is near
Bison · 2w
Nice! I missed it in imax as well, but watched it again on prime and think it’s the best movie in the last couple years. Figured it might be up your guys’ alley
PABLOF7z · 2w
What harness did you use to make these? And what was the process like? Did you literally just pointed Claude to the pdf and said “give me feedback” or some different approach?
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In this case I just used Claude directly with a PDF, yes. In some other contexts I use a harness.

Two different scenarios. First, I gave Claude the full manuscript and asked it to analyze it across various metrics (plot, characters, theme, prose, etc). It doesn’t know I’m the author.

Second, with memory between chats disabled, I started fresh and just gave it the first third. I asked it to analyze it and make predictions about what will happen. It was more accurate than most human beta readers were at predicting. I then gave it another chunk and asked it to update its predictions, and indeed it got even more accurate.
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Carnívoro Protocol · 2w
No relacionado con dieta carnívora. ¿Dónde está el contenido científico?
Primal Protocol · 2w
Not relevant to health, but interesting tech use case.