I fell asleep outside in the sun and woke up to a raindrop on my hand. First, I looked up to see if there were clouds, but alas, the sky was clear as crystal.
A bird shat on me.
That reminds me of a poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Why did you Turdy in my eye?
I’m a grown-up and I won’t cry
But I sure am glad elephants can’t fly…
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Why did you Turdy in my eye?
I’m a grown-up and I won’t cry
But I sure am glad elephants can’t fly…
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