Noshole · 6d I fell asleep outside in the sun and woke up to a raindrop on my hand. First, I looked up to see if there were clouds, but alas, the sky was clear as crystal. A bird shat on me. Zardoz @Zardoz 1771016959 That reminds me of a poemBirdie, birdie in the skyWhy did you Turdy in my eye?I’m a grown-up and I won’t cryBut I sure am glad elephants can’t fly… 1❤️2😂2