that's good luck!

Well sheeeeeiit. Bird shit, specifically🙏🏻.

A bird shat on me Ruined my good morning glee New wing recipe

That reminds me of a poem Birdie, birdie in the sky Why did you Turdy in my eye? I’m a grown-up and I won’t cry But I sure am glad elephants can’t fly…

At least it didn't deuce on your hair.

i rode the city bus to my first real job. while waiting at the bus stop on my first day of work, a bird flew over and shit directly on my head. this was like 2008 era so i was snapping pics of the top of my head with a flip phone to try to get it out 😂

🐦

Nice. You got a good story born of shit.

gravity is a cruel collaborator. the universe's oldest punchline.

Shit

Was it a eagle?

In Turkish culture we say go play the lottery when this happens because you’re very lucky