My kids:

- Never got vaccinated.
- Never consumed seed oils.
- Never drank or bathed in tap water.
- Never had pasturized diary.
- Never consumed glyphosate.
- Never stayed inside during the day.
- Never had blue light at night.
- Never had a mom gone to work.
- Never used conventional foot prisons.
- Never slept in plastic bedding.
- Never wore plastic clothing.
- Never had a TV, or a tablet.
- Never exposed to woke culture.

If your kids aren't raised in an environment that reflects your values, then how do you expect them to avoid the perils of the world?