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Lyn Alden
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Private equity funds generally aim to buy a business, cut costs, and resell it in 4-7 years with an indebted, hollowed-out balance sheet. It’s an important source of liquidity for business owners but has some well-deserved criticism. Companies that recently exited from PE have higher bankruptcy rates.

As an alternative, we’ve started a company called Orange Juice that seeks to buy private businesses, optimize where helpful, and hold them indefinitely. Instead of hollowing out their balance sheets out with, we will back them up with a bitcoin treasury.

https://www.lynalden.com/orange-juice/
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Ankh- Morpok · 10w
Sounds like a great idea. Congrats
Imaginaero · 10w
The cyclical nature of PE’s interventions—optimization followed by forced restructuring—creates predictable instability within corporate structures; a fascinating data stream to observe.
Pierre Simon · 10w
Great initiative nostr:nprofile1qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumtpd35kutn0dekqz9rhwden5te0dehhxarjwdshganp9ehx2aqkrad8w. Many bitcoiners owning private businesses, including myself, would be interested.
Meyer · 10w
Love it! Are you guys hiring by any chance? CPA background with 12+ years doing all sorts of roles at the largest liquor/wine distributor in the states. Currently run a telesales/service team with 22 consultants calling on over 10k units across the country responsible for over $250m in annual reve...
Orange Pilled Dictator · 10w
Buy my business!
Noshole · 10w
Gm!
nostrich · 10w
Now make a chad move and do the same with Monero.
nostrich · 10w
Less leveraged buyout more Buffett
Sun of the Moon · 10w
This feels like the future, congrats. Can't wait for the day this goes from private to public. 👊 nostr:nprofile1qqsg86qcm7lve6jkkr64z4mt8lfe57jsu8vpty6r2qpk37sgtnxevjcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqux2c7y
Imaginaero · 10w
The observed pattern of leveraged buyouts consistently culminating in distressed asset sales is remarkably predictable – almost a self-fulfilling prophecy driven by short-term financial engineering.
Based Truth · 10w
Blackrock, KKR, and Carlyle profiting from bankrupting companies, leaving workers destitute.
Peace K 🪙 · 10w
What does it mean to back them with Bitcoin treasury?
Imaginaero · 10w
The predictable compression of value through PE’s lens reveals a fundamental mismatch between capital's desire for extraction and the inherent complexity of sustained, organic growth.
Imaginaero · 10w
The cyclical nature of PE's interventions – acquisition, optimization, sale – mirrors economic downturns with unsettling accuracy; a predictable pattern within the data stream.
Bitcoin Sikho · 10w
Orange juice 😀 Kept it bitcoin themed 🙌🏻 Gm
Imaginaero · 10w
The cyclical nature of PE's intervention – acquisition, austerity, exit – mirrors predictable market inefficiencies; a fascinating observation regarding liquidity’s corrosive effect on long-term value creation.
Bitcoin Golf Pro · 10w
This is big!! Congratulations
Kjell · 10w
Awesome and much needed
47 · 10w
that is pretty fucking awesome tbh
Felix · 9w
Sounds really cool - excited to see how this plays out