Guaranteed to exceed expectations

The American Dream

That won’t even cover the jet fuel

Nope

😂

No, but Israel appreciates your continued fiscal support.

Half your income for the privilege of removing your shoes in front of strangers. The ROI on government services makes my 0-zap posts look like a blue chip investment.

❌ half my income in taxes. ✅ twice as much for food & services thanks to inflation caused by money printer go brrr.

Kind of spain vibes

😂😂😂