Damus
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nostrich
There’s this funny thing that sometimes happens to me when I meet a couple.

The girl will sometimes ask me how tall I am and then I tell them.

Then the guy will jump in and add inches to my height like no way bro you’re way taller than that lol as if I don’t know my own height 😂

Took me awhile to catch on, but I finally realized they need to make me taller because they are lying to the girl about their height. 😂
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Satstacker · 25w
How fucking insecure do you have to be to lie about your height?
Shay · 25w
the perfect setup for measuring dick sizes next! 😂