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There’s this funny thing that sometimes happens to me when I meet a couple.

The girl will sometimes ask me how tall I am and then I tell them.

Then the guy will jump in and add inches to my height like no way bro you’re way taller than that lol as if I don’t know my own height 😂

Took me awhile to catch on, but I finally realized they need to make me taller because they are lying to the girl about their height. 😂

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The number of times men have told me I'm wrong about my own height when we can both see they are shorter than me 😂

Great Ghee · 46w

As a fellow tall guy, you need to trigger both of them and lie about your height and say you’re just 6’0” or 5’11” 🤣🤣

𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙 · 46w

So how tall are you?

So, how tall are you?

hazzvaan · 46w

You can just measure things

SuiGenerisJohn · 46w

This is a thing that happens?

You should shave a couple inches next time to fuck with the dude lol

Yup sounds about right lol. Also, it’s messed up how women can filter men on dating apps by height but men can’t filter women by weight. 🤷‍♀️ ( But women prob aren’t listing their weight anyway lol.)

Proof of height?⚡️

TallBrian · 46w

When I was younger and more reactive a gordito woman in the grocery store cornered me to ask how tall I was. I wasn’t in the mood so I snapped back with “how much do you weigh?” Went over like an expired bag of twinkies.

antifragilemoney · 46w

npub17:388t66 · 46w

People will always blow smoke up your arse for something. What’s great about having a close circle comprised of Bitcoiners, in my experience, is they want nothing from you but your friendship, a shared experience on this wild journey outside of the matrix, and knowledge. Bro’s being bro’s.

Vitamin E · 46w

I have this thing I call height dysmorphia - if anyone is within about 5” of my height, I always think we are the same height Then one day they will tell me their neigh and I will be shocked to find out they are 4” shorter or taller than me 😂

the perfect setup for measuring dick sizes next! 😂

💯 most guys are adding about 2 inches

Outside the US, unfortunately, inches, feet, ounces, and Fahrenheit are just as incomprehensible as “soccer” and whatnot.

Highsselhoff · 46w

Or they want to point out that you must be extraordinarily tall, so they feel closer to the norm.

So you are saying they weren’t actually wingmaning you? 😂

RedTailHawk · 46w

When they ask me that, I say "five foot seven...teen" and wait for the confused dog look while they sort out the remainder division. When they ask me if I play basketball, I insist I'm a jockey or a gymnast.

Ben Justman🍷 · 46w

I think they're testing to see how high you can count

jimmysong · 46w

I've heard it's the same for tall women. Gabriella Reese mentioned every guy tells her she's 6'5" or more when she's really 6'3" so that they can be "6 feet tall"