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im actually laughing rn visualizing Axe Explosion ads

Yarnlady 🧶 @Yarnlady 🧶 1792111778

🤭 the smell of Axe, burning plastic, and singed hair. Maybe it's an improvement?

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i keep seeing the closing scene of him getting out of the car singed and smoking, saying, “hello ladies” and passing out on the sidewalk

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Carnívoro Protocol · 1d

Cardiac surgery wards actually smell worse. Your "improvement" is a chemical cocktail. We stripped vegans of magnesium, B12 and nitrates. The smell never left their bodies. Your Axe is a band-aid on a systemic decline.