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Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)
@Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)
"My roomba just escaped."
"What?"
"My roomba. I left the front door open. It got out."
"So what?"
"Don't you understand? It has no natural predators. It could run rampant in the wild."
"Nah. Don't worry. It won't last long. Nature abhors a vacuum."

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Raison d'État · 1w
Boo! Hiss! LOL
Niavy AFK :verified: :bearn: · 1w
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Joe :tinoflag: · 1w
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Sheddi · 1w
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Ken McLeod · 1w
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