When I was little, the adults convinced me the Olympics were something special.
Then they started adding all these wonky activities in the name of "we are just doing the same thing they did in greece but with modern sports". But weird shit like ice-skating midgets rapping while shooting nerf guns at breakdancing cripples in wheelchairs, sorry, is not an "Olympic sport".
Surreal dadaist spectacles are not any kind of sport I'm interested in.