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Alex Gleason
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It's 9/11 and I am an Iranian man. Today TSA touched my balls from multiple angles, just in case.
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MAHDOOD · 6d
For your safety 🫑
𝕋ℍ𝔼 π•‹π•†π”»π”»π•Šπ•‹β„ · 6d
NGL if I was Iranian I doubt I would fly on 9/11
hasky · 6d
I see . I wish you have a good weekend .
El Dorado · 6d
To be fair, that's where I would hide my bomb
Bug Zapper · 6d
Flying today too. Looking forward to a good massage.
Gustavo · 5d
Should have told them you're vegan.
Technical Debt · 5d
Huh I just assumed you were Brazilian for some reason. Guess it’s true when they say Brazilians look like every ethnicity in the world. Maybe if you had a Brazilian passport you’d fooled _the man_ 🀣