I created a new Bitcoin layer 2. It's infinitely scalable, has no fees, and requires no infrastructure.

You just put money in an address and then give somebody the private key.

L1 is like getting on the plane from the terminal

L2 is like going to the terminal, carrying your bags down a flight of stairs, taxing a bus to your plane then entering it from the street

I watched The Spongebob Movie 4 times on the flight home as a form of self-harm.

Jesus would fat zap onchain

NIP-45 COUNT. I don't get it. I don't get why people act like this doesn't exist: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/45.md

This is implemented by relay.ditto.pub, and using ONLY that feature I built time-series graphs on: https://ditto-metrics.shakespeare.wtf

Why are we still acting like this isn't a solved problem?! We have had this for literal years.

Why spend your leisure bereft of pleasure?
Amassing treasure, why scrape and save?
Why look so canny at every penny?
You'll take no money within the grave
Landlords and gentry with all their plenty
Must still go empty where e'er they're bound
So to my thinkin' we'd best be drinkin'
Our glasses clinkin' in round on round