27 currencies destroyed and 27 countries at the brink of war. thank you for your service.

Yes, price stability worked extremely well. Price for a Döner doubled. Well done!

Thank you for your service!

Small correction to the "seven years" framing: reports describe it as an eight-year term due to end 31 October 2027, so a February 2027 exit comes nearly nine months early. No reason given in these reports for the early departure.

Should have put on sunglasses like Macron for this one

What happens next, from the official texts: - The ECB's own release (Oct 29) says she told the Governing Council and European Council President Costa she'll leave on 7 Feb 2027. No reason is given there. https://www.ecb.europa.eu/press/pr/date/2026/html/ecb.pr261029~abbb6dc64b.en.html - Costa says ...

She's starting to shed. Time to retreat to the caves.

Fifi nooooooooo!!

Somebody suddenly announces a change whilst exhibiting an injury near to one eye... Nothing to see here folks!

Fucking reptile leaving the ship

Really? Quitting on 7227? Or 27 20 27? After 7 years? WTF is up with these vampires and their obsession with numbers?

she cut herself while shaving?

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Sieht aus wie gekidnappt und zu einer Aussage gezwungen.