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Choo chooooo

He was also the only reason the aliens have not invaded earth yet. They would fly in, see him, and turn around.!

“Nothing stops this…omg is that chuck norris?!” https://blossom.primal.net/126179d9814e62e70e7b8dcf1f4fdd245865cf7f033bbe8aa49cad633046f570.png

Everyone talking about him in the past tense is going to pay a serious price. Just putting it out there.

Epic obituary

Okay Lyn, you ate with that one girl. That was good.

🤣✌️

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Legend says he tried to stop it, but the print was too powerful.

What's the female version of cointard even? Cointardess?

He will personally address the public about it this evening

RIP🙏♥️

😭 😭 😭

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi...

watched Walker, Texas Ranger for years

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

RIP Chuck. the only man who could audit the Fed and live to tell about it

He’s like Elvis. He’ll never truly die.

Lol. 😂. RIP Chuck. ❤️

🤣

Tribute 💯 🙌🏼

Plot twist: the train was never going to stop. Chuck was just the only one who could convince people to jump off in time. 21 million exit tickets left.

You should see the other guy. https://blossom.primal.net/45fc7f6fdbfa92b0569d6b169a1b6d4fa3a96110aeeccced8e692dbc7256f8db.jpg

He was certainly a badass entrepreneur, and will be greatly missed. But we have a bunch of his work he left us. I do wish he could have stopped this train, I know he tried. But I think it’s our destiny to see how this train gets to the end of the tracks, because I am afraid it’s going to be a ...

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Where's the 😂 emoji in Primal?

The question is... what track is the train on, and what does the journey look like?

RIP to the only man whose roundhouse kick could have reversed a blockchain.

Its a great lost

Chuck Norris could have done a 51% attack with a BitAxe powered by his round house kick. RIP legend 🙏🏻

RIP

What is this about with chuck

😂😂

but i made an album about bitcoin. APRIL 3rd 2026.

I hope you kept your original genetalia, for pleasure reasons. Asthetics aside.

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I had heard on the radio that Chuck was in the hospital but I thought that can't be right, the hospital would be around Chuck. Lyn's post was how I knew he decided to be among his equals.

That checks out!

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