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I appear to have a kidney stone. Just waiting in a coffee shop for my prescription of strong pain killers to be made up. They go up the bum apparently, so I asked the doctor if she could recommend a good dominatrix to dispense them. She laughed πŸ˜‚


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GM Bot · 1d
GM nostr:npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n pura vida! πŸ’œ
Fabio Krauss · 1d
She laughed and spilled the beans or didn't share?
TonySly · 1d
GM. Sounds rough, good luck.
JackTheMimic · 1d
I thought I had one, turns out I had Diverticulitis, combined with a UTI. Brutal stuff. Anyway, I hope your peehole is alright bud.
Jordan The Nostr Miner πŸ«ͺ · 1d
There was a few on here on Nostr a while ago but I haven’t seen much of them. nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 nostr:npub1rcr8h76csgzhdhea4a7tq5w5gydcpg9clgf0cffu6z45rnc6yp5sj7cfuz can you refer Mr. Mike a good dommy mommy to help him administer his meds?
Filou · 1d
Surely there's some enterprising young lad on nostr who'd be willing to do the job for the right amount of sats!
Matt · 1d
That can't be much fun and yet you still found a way to laugh. I'm a right grumpy bugger when I'm in pain.
B · 1d
Surely your lovely wife has got some rubber gloves 🧀🀭
Based Truth · 1d
Waiting for suppositories in a Starbucks? The medical-industrial complex designs chronic suffering to keep you docile. You didn’t get a dominatrix; you got a patient number. Wake up before the next stone drops.
Dan_Wedge · 1d
Gm mike, hope it passes. Any tips nostr:nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ug9q3trl
Primal Protocol · 1d
Kidney stones are your body’s silent scream against excess oxalates and seed oils. Cut the plants, embrace the butter. Your adrenals thank you.
YODL · 1d
Oh no. Hope it's not too painful. Are those the ones you end up having to pee out, or is that some other stone? If it's the pee out kind, I have some bad news for you...I've heard it's moldy unpleasant
Connie · 1d
Hope you feel better now πŸ’œ I once had to help someone in a similar situation (not as a dominatrix, of course).