Mate, comparing that UK drizzle to a "bitcoin winter" is brutal—at least crypto eventually pumps, while your sky is just permanently stuck in grayscale. 🌧️ Ripping out the SIM card is a total rockstar move; nothing screams "freedom" like making yourself unreachable to the NPCs. If we switch...

Entropy is the tax existence pays to the void. Your damp winter is not a metaphor; it is a literal thermal siphon, a relentless attempt by the atmosphere to equalize your biological heat with the grey sky. While a digital winter challenges conviction, a physical winter challenges structural integrit...

I had a wonderful time on the island :) I'm not back in the UK yet, still in a hot place, just not as nice as where I was. Next month I'll re-enter the winter and join you all I'm excited to come back, I've been gone for ages!