You all haven't met Kelly yet, but she's a chaotic friend that I will introduce to Sightless Scribbles readers at some point. she texts fun things such as,

“Hey Robbie! My olfactory Bulb (the inner organ in her nose) and I were discussing your future, and we arrived at the conclusion that unless you meat a sugar daddy you’re going to die an old but broke man, so want to go with me to this CEO meet up? It's for minorities but my ribcage believes there will be good food there. Plus, you could get to see evil billionaires in the flesh and ask them to at least pay your apartment rent for a year. My uvula thinks you'll find love there too, so want to go to this event? Because I don't think saving food thieves from arrests is working out for you.”
#Life #Humor